1. INTRODUCTION.
‘Asl please’ I hate this question. Usually when people ask this, I will answer it in sarcastic way. It is really annoying. You are the one that started the conversation and just ask ‘Asl??’ I am not a product or machine. Is it really important to know my age, sex and location at the first line of your sentence? Eventually, you will know that I am a woman, my age (which I never hide it) and location when we chat more. Just view my profile and website. Appreciate it. That’s the purpose of having profile section and website so we don’t have to waste our time to intro ourselves. If you are an interesting person, I will always look for your profile too. Read it and try to understand you. Some guys said, “I want to hear it from you’. Argghhh!! Hey man! I have other things to do. I can work and chat at the same time but not wasting time. Why don’t you just do a proper introduction first and be gentlemen. You will look mature and wiser. This is like ‘first impression’ when you first time meeting people. Sometimes, I find it is cool though when people just ask a question without any intro. However, depending on the question too. Question that could challenge my mind to find the answer would be the best.
2. PERSONAL INFO.
Some chatter doesn’t know how to differentiate between privacy and shared info. Why do you want to know the family background? If I have kids, why do you want to know about them? Do you want to chat with them too? If I have a husband or lover, do you want to chat with them too? You are chatting with me. Just concentrate on me. Well if you love so much about your family or lover, you can tell me, I am okay with it. But don’t aspect me to share my personal life with you. Same question about work too, if I don’t wish to tell about my work place, please respect it. I remembered there was one guy that forcing me to answer all these personal questions and said ‘I want to find a genuine friendship and real people’. Can you imagine that? So I told him, get out from this chatting system and find your genuine friend in real life. Not here. Not in Yahoo, Skype, ICQ, MSN or whatever. Meet them and try to get their personal info if you can get it. Fortunately, he indirectly admitted that he was wrong and understood my message and don’t bother me anymore.
3. DEMAND ATTENTION!
Please don’t demand my attention by buzzing or flooding messages. If you really want to chat with me, just shoot the question. Don’t ask me whether you want to chat with me or not; or whether I like to chat with you or not. If you are in my list of friends or even not in my list, of course I will reply to your message. Don’t send any sulky words because I won’t send any sweet words just to cheer you up again. I am not good at consoling people. Sorry guys.
4. PHONE.
I would prefer if the caller has the courtesy to ask me first whether he can call me through skype, yahoo etc or not. It really makes me boiling every time I have to reject calls while I was busy with my customer or when I was in the middle of doing paper work on the computer. Don’t you understand when the first time I reject the call, it means I can’t talk right now. Oh yes, don’t hope that I will give my handy number. If I gave the number, it means you can send sms or call, but don’t look forward to receive any reply from me and maybe I won’t answer the call. If you have my other number, you are just lucky that day.
5. ALL CAPS.
I don’t know why some guys they just simply type in ALL CAPS! Don’t you know that all caps mean you are shouting in writing? Worst some put it in RED. Just type in small caps if you don’t know how to type. Just type s l o w w w w l y. No problem. I am not running away. Maybe I might fall asleep while waiting for you to finish the line. It’s OK. I usually online about 12 hours per day. I won’t miss your message.
6. ASKING TOO MUCH!
Some guys, there just want to see my picture first or even worst ask me to send my photo. Whattt laah! I don’t understand. My pictures are every where on the yahoo display image, Skype and my website. Still not enough? Still want me to email my picture? Man…I don’t really understand you guys. I am using Yahoo, Skype, ICQ isn’t it enough medium to chat? Why you want my MSN? Since we are already chatting. Yes I have my MSN but not for you or anyone else. I am just waiting for one person to be online in my MSN. I will wait no matter how long it will take even for many years. WEBCAM? The most annoyed question. I am not into web cam. I can’t see web cam because the firewall system or whatever terms is at office and home will block it anyway. I am not interested in web cam unless to communicate with my brother who is in Japan now.
7. SEX CHAT.
Not for me. Not interested. No way. It is not that I don’t like sex. Some funny guys gave a statement that if I am open minded, it means I must talk about sex with them. Aiyaaa!! What a statement! Once in a while, I don’t mind to talk about sex but I am not interested to detail it out. Light and easy is ok. Who doesn’t enjoy making love? But not everyday we talk about it. Don’t you have any other topics that are more challenging and interesting to increase your knowledge? BODY STATS? Is it really matters to you to know my body statistics and my weight? I can bluff you anytime by giving any Miss World figures. It's funny when man can easily believed it, feel excited and aroused. Is that what you want guys? My anger is red hot now. I think the next time if any guys ask me about my stats, I will say like this, ‘Best viewed with Browser XXX or higher at a minimum screen resolution of 1024 x 768 pixel’. You are looking at your computer anyway not me.
8. LANGUAGE BARRIERS.
This one I can’t really help you much. Honestly, I would prefer to chat in English because I want to learn the language. It’s kind of sexy if you have good communications skills in English. I have chatted with some chatters who can’t even speak English but in the end we manage to chat by using other languages like German or Mandarin. If you meet me in person, we can even communicate in sign language. I know a bit of American Sign Language. However, if you can’t properly spell like, mostly chatters in theMiddle East, they wrote doter = daughter, hoer u = how are you? I am really cracking my head to understand what you are talking about. Sorry guys I can’t chat with you.
9. READ THE SIGNS.
Like driving you must read the sign otherwise you will get involve in accident. Same with chatting, if I put the sign ‘I’m Away or I’m Busy’ it means I don’t want to be disturbed and busy with my work or not in the mood to talk. If I put customized message, please read it too. Then you will know how I feel that day. I am glad when people read my Blog and give their comments when chatting with me. At least there is something to talk about when you have no idea what topics to chat.
10. ATTITUDE.
I hate cocky attitudes, people who make fun of others shortcomings to make themselves look or feel better. I can't stand with people who are unethical, egoistic, give immature remarks, prejudice etc. I hate if someone that is closed to me but actually he/she is a cheater, liar and dishonest. In this case, I just block and remove the person from my list. Don’t contact me. Leave me alone. No regrets.
